Give me the sun and a big TV. Give me the sun and a big TV.
Give me a chair positioned beautifully. Give me a chair positioned beautifully.
Give me a hat-trick from the S.C.G. Give me a hat-trick from the S.C.G.
Give me a Test match Special and set me free. Give me a Test match Special and set me free.

Show me the outfield from a Zeppelin. Show me the outfield from a Zeppelin.
Show me the coin toss that we never win. Show me the coin toss that we never win.
Peruse the paper, sip some Earl grey tea and Peruse the paper, sip some Earl grey tea and
Let the Test Match Special set you free. Let the Test Match Special set you free.

Test Match Special Test Match Special
Will set you free.
Test Match Special, Test Match Special
Alright.

It’s time for drinks… It’s time for drinks…

And now we’re back on the field of play. And now we’re back on the field of play.
And we’ll be here for the next 5 days. And we’ll be here for the next 5 days.
Look there’s a streaker running through the crease. Look there’s a streaker running through the crease.
Only the Test Match Special can set you free. Only the Test Match Special can set you free.

The Test Match Special Test Match Special
Will set you free.
Test Match Special Test Match Special
Will set you free.
Test Match Special Test Match Special
Is gonna set you free.
Test Match Special, Test Match Special
Alright, come on,
Woo!