Neil: Here’s another song.
This is a moving little number about sex and tabloid hell.

Generation sex
Elects
The type
Of guys
You wouldn’t leave your kids with
And shouts “off with their heads” if
They get laid.
And generation sex
Respects
The rights
Of girls
You wouldn’t leave your kids with
And shouts “off with their heads” if
They get laid.

Lovers watch their backs
As hacks
In Macs
Take snaps.
Through telephoto lenses
They chase Mercedes Benz’
Through the night.
A mourning nation weeps
And wails
But keeps
The sales
Of evil tabloids healthy.
The poor protect the wealthy
In this world.

Generation sex
Injects
The sperm Generation
Of worms
Into the eggs of field-mice Generation
So you can look real nice Generation
For the boys
And generation sex
Is me Generation
And you
And we
Should really all know better Generation
It doesn’t really matter Gene-
What you say. ration