How can you leave me on my own ?
How can you leave me on my own ?
When did you say that you’re coming home ?
How can you leave
Me on my own ?

When you leave I become a loser.
A beer swilling, time killing loser.
I surgically remove all of the green food from my diet, ’Cally remove all of the green food from my diet,
I know I should be reading but I’m too lazy to try it, Should be reading but I’m too lazy to try it,
I keep the TV on all day to chase away the quiet TV on all day.
When you leave.

How can you leave me on my own ? How can you leave me on my own ?
How can you leave me on my own ? How can you leave me on my own ?

How can you leave me on my own ?
How can you leave me on my own ? How can you leave me on my own ?
When did you say that you’re coming home ?
How can you leave me on my own ? How can you leave me on my own ?

When you leave I become a …
A bad smelling, couch dwelling …
I drink too many cups of tea and eat too many biscuits, Too many cups of tea and eat too many biscuits,
I think about going out – decide not to risk it, About going out – decide not to risk it,
I look at naked ladies ’cause I’m too weak to resist it At naked ladies cause I’m.
When you leave.

How can you leave me on my own ? How can you leave me on my own ?
How can you leave me on my own ? How can you leave me on my own ?

How can you leave me on my own ?
How can you leave me on my own ?
It’s not the same talking on the phone,
How can you leave me on my own ?

When you leave I become a caveman.
A bad head, brain dead caveman.
I stare at all the photos and the texts that you have sent me, All the photos and the texts that you have sent me,
I curl up with the dogs I think they’re starting to resent me, With the dogs I think they’re starting to resent me,
I wanna go to bed but the bed is just to empty Go to bed but the bed.
When you leave.
How can you, how can you, how can you ?
How can you leave How can you ?
How can you, how can you, how can you ?
Me on my own ?
How can you, how can you, how can you ?
How can you leave me on my own? How can you leave me on my own ?

How can you leave me on my own ?
How can you leave me on my own ?
When did you say that you’re coming home ?
How can you leave
Me on my own ?