My Lovely Horse
Father Ted & Dougal Eurovision version (0:54)
[on Father Ted]
My lovely horse running through the fields,
Where are you going with your fetlocks flowing in the wind?
I want to shower you with sugar lumps,
And ride you over fences,
Polish your hooves every single day,
And send you to the horse dentist.
My lovely horse you’re a pony no more,
Running around with a man on your back,
Like a train in the night.
Like a train in the…
Father Ted: Hold on. I can get this.
…night!