My Lovely Horse
Father Ted & Dougal version (0:55)
[on Father Ted]
Father Ted: Right.
My lovely horse running through the fields,
Where are you going with your fetlocks flowing in the wind?
I want to shower you with sugar lumps,
And ride you over fences,
I want to polish your hooves every single day,
And bring you to the horse dentist.
My lovely horse you’re a pony no more,
Running around with a man on your back,
Like a train in the night.
Father Ted: Wait, wait. I can do this bit.
Like a train in the night!
night!
Father Ted: Well, what did you think in general?