a short site about The Divine Comedy

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Psychological Evaluation

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Creativity?
Minimal, vague.
Viewing?
Big Bang Theory mostly, and BBC4 documentaries about transport infrastructure.
Cleanliness?
Well, I had a shower this morning, erm, although I think I forgot to brush my teeth.
Physical well being?
Tired. Limp. Better than yesterday.
Reading?
I'm reading Oliver Twist by Charles Dickens in very short nightly doses.
Sociability?
Fear of social transgression with resulting isolation.

Subject is male and Caucasian, lacking in weight and elevation
When faced with fear and confusion resorts to romantic illusion
Cannot do simple equations, but prone to self-congratulation
Too soon to draw a conclusion regarding human evolution


Dreams?
Oh, the usual; hanging from high places, or lingering in endless post office queues.
Diet?
Brown.
Waste products?
Firm, if slightly irregular.
Emotions?
Hmm...

Subject is male and Caucasian, lacking in weight and elevation
When faced with fear and confusion resorts to romantic illusion
Cannot do simple equations, but prone to self-congratulation
Too soon to draw a conclusion regarding human evolution


Emotions?
You asked me that already. I'm fine, I think.
Self-image?
Room for improvement.
Aspirations?
To take more train journeys. And to be kinder.
Regrets?
I've had a few. Should have learned French.
Listening?
Human League, OMD, Kraftwerk, Soft Cell, Japan, Eurythmics, Depeche Mode, Gary Numan, Heaven 17, Pet Shop Boys, Buggles, Ultravox, Yazoo, Art Of Noise, Blancmange, Thomas Dolby, Frankie Goes To Hollywood, Landscape, M, New Musik, Propaganda, Visage, Yello