I am my own invention
I am a one man show
The centre of attention
Bathing in the glow
I'm making conversation He's making conversation
I'm talking really fast He's talking really fast
I'm saying things that'll come back
To bite me in the ass, I am the

Life and soul of the party
Life and soul of the party
Life and soul of the party
Life and soul of the party
Life and soul of the party Life and soul
Life and soul of the party Of the party
Life and soul of the party Yeah
Yeah!

Tell me what makes you tick
Let me pick your brains
I wanna drive my artic
Down your memory lane
I've got a million questions He's got a million questions
I could go on for years He could go on for years
I wanna make a connection
And dribble in your ear, I am the

Life and soul of the party
Life and soul of the party
Life and soul of the party
Life and soul of the party
Life and soul of the party Life and soul
Life and soul of the party Of the party
Life and soul of the party Yeah
Yeah!

Though I can hardly stagger
I'm taking to the floor
I've got them moves like Jagger
After a drink or four
I do not like this musicHe doesn't like this music
I'm gonna intervene He's gonna intervene
Just put my pod on shuffle
I've got every song there has ever been, I am the

Life and soul of the party
Life and soul of the party
Life and soul of the party
Life and soul of the party
Life and soul of the party
Life and soul of the party
Life and soul of the party
I'm the life and soul of this party

I'm saying stupid things nowLife and soul of the party
I'm playing stupid gamesLife and soul of the party
I'm spilling people's drinks nowLife and soul of the party
I'm dropping people's namesLife and soul of the party
I'm stumbling over sentencesHe's stumbling over sentences
I'm talking to my beerHe's talking to his beer
I'm mumbling to myself because
I'm all alone in here